Why do oysters enjoy being cooked?

It raises their shellfish steam.

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What do Chinese bears use to cook?

A pan. Duh!

Why could the chef not cook a tree branch?

Because he used a non-stick pan.

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Why did the vampire enjoy ballroom dancing?

He could really get into the vaultz.

Why didn't the pirate chessplayer enjoy his crackers?

Because they were stale, matey!

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Why do blacks raise chickens?

To teach their kids how to walk.

What do you put in an actor's drink... OC to raise the level of anticipation at the Oscars?

Expectorant(/spoiler)

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Why does Sean Connery hog all of the oysters at a seafood dinner?

Because it's shellfish.

What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*