Why do Stasi officers make such good taxi drivers?

You get in the car and they already know your name and where you live.

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Why is it so hard to get to know Guantanamo Bay detainees?

Because they're too cagey.

Who are you?

You're not even in this trial M: I know, I just want it on record

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How many women does it take to park a car?

A man.

Why aren't cars made out of wood?

Because they wooden go.

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Why is Santa always so jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. You've probably heard this one before. But it's Christmas tomorrow so what the hell.

Where live the knights of the round bed?

They live in Cameltoe.