Why do stoners spend so much money?

because they're high rollers

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How did the monster cure his sore throat?

He spent all day gargoyling.

What do Maroon 5 and Jack Reacher have in common?

They both spend all their money on payphones.

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What do you call someone who makes a lot of money through deforestation of the Amazon?

A Brazillionaire!

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Why do stoners carry lighters everywhere?

Because they don't have legs to walk, man.

Why did the stoner admire himself in the mirror everyday?

Because he has a high opinion of himself