What is the best nickname for a nun in heaven?

If you guessed "Heaven nun" or "Angel nun" you're wrong. The answer was "Nun of the Above".

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

Why are nuns like a brand new TV?

You need a knife to get in the box.

What's black and white, and red all over. And cant fit through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

How does a cheerleader answer the phone?

H-E-L-L-O!

Which of these three does not belong: (A) a lobster, (B) a flounder, or (C) a Korean man who has just been run over by a bus?

The answer is (B) a flounder. The other two are crushedAsians.

Angel Jokes More Angel Jokes

What happened when the two angels got married?

They lived harpily ever after!

What is the best nickname for a nun in heaven?

If you guessed "Heaven nun" or "Angel nun" you're wrong. The answer was "Nun of the Above".

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

What's the reason my shower isn't working?

You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.

What do you call it when you second guess your decision to book a stay at a Native American resort?

A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

Why did the gambler think he was in heaven?

He found his pair a' dice!

Which part of the body goes to heaven first?

A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!! XD