Why do they have fences around cemetaries?

Because people are dying to get in.

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Why are all those people running?

A: Why are all those people running B: They are running a race to get a cup. A: Who will get the cup B: The person who wins. A: Then why are all the others running

Why are people afraid to play poker in Africa?

Too many Cheetahs.

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How is this possible?

Shannon died in a car accident.

Who's singing this?

Me: "Franz Ferdinand." 7yo: "But, he died in 1914." Me:

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Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?

Because there is a lot of reposting to do.

Why do cemeteries have fences around them?

Because people are dying to get in.