Why do we call it toilet paper?

Does anyone wipe their toilet with it

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What does a programmer do in the toilet?

A log dump!

Why did the snooker player go to the toilet?

To pot the brown.

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What do the U.S.S. Enterprise and Toilet Paper have in common?

They both wipe out Klingons.

Why do you take toilet paper to the twilight zone?

DODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODO

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife?

Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.

How the rap feud started Me: can u invite all the rappers to my b'day party?

2pac: sure, no biggie Biggieeavesdropping: wipes tears