Why do women parachutists wear cups?

So they won't whistle on the way down.

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What's the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road?

A. The country singer may have been on the way to a recording session.

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Anything you want. He can't hear a thing.

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The teabag stays in the cup longer.

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A teabag stays in the cup longer...

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There was a face off at centre ice.

Why do women parachutists wear cups?

So they won't whistle on the way down.

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Why do women parachutists wear cups?

So they won't whistle on the way down.

Why do women parachutists wear jock straps?

So they don't whistle on the way down.