Why do you love me?

Wife: *shrugs* Me: Why do you find me annoying Wife: *reveals six spreadsheets and a pie chart*

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Why did the Anti vaccinator leave the solar system?

Because he found mercury in it.

What is the best way to find out if someone is ticklish?

Use your test tickles

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What does a man call a gorilla he loves?

Haram Bae

Why do you love me?

Wife: *shrugs* Me: Why do you find me annoying Wife: *reveals six spreadsheets and a pie chart*

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How do you stretch your back?

I don't know." **shrugs*

What does a strong shoulder do when it doesn't know how to get any stronger?

Shrugs.

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What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?

Lost

Why did the spreadsheets get divorced?

They just couldn't sort things out.

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Why can't you reveal someone's private information online while flying?

Because that would be a para-dox.

Why do you hide behind a mask?

Kylo Ren: *takes off his mask to reveal his real face* Rey: Wow. Put the mask back on.