Why does Britain love tea so much?

Because tea leaves.

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How are Lindsay Lohan and the Note 7 alike?

The both leave your crotch on fire

Who's there ! Arbus ! Arbus who ?

Arbus leaves in 5 minutes

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What would Arnold Schwarzenegger say if you asked him his favorite holiday?

You have to love easter, baby." (OC)

What breed of dog loves to take a bath?

A shampoodle

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What kind of tea isn't fake?

A property

What do you call tea made by a stoned marsupial?

High koala tea

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Why does America spell some words differently?

They said "We can do it without u, Britain."

What do you get when you cross France and Britain?

Canada.