Why does it take so long for a nun to get her clothes?

It takes 21 days to make a habit.

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How many Catholics can you fit in a habit?

Nun

Which punchline do you like better?

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

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Why wait?

I'll take you clothes shopping right now".

Where do you want me to put my clothes?

She says, "On top of mine."

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What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician?

A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!

What do you call a group of armed nuns enforcing the status quo?

a force of habit