How many Catholics can you fit in a habit?

Nun

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What do you call a sleep walking nun?

A roamin' Catholic.

Whats black and white and red all over?

A nun in a car accident.

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How many Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Don't know, the pope hasn't said yet. How many Lutherans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, Lutherans don't change.

What is a Catholic's favorite weapon?

Nun-chucks.

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How many ants can you fit inside an apartment ?

Ten-ants !

What is blue and does not fit?

A dead epileptic.

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What did the tailor tell the thieving nun when he caught her red-handed?

You better not make a habit out of this.

What's the difference between a magician and a psychologist?

A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.