What do you call a sleep walking nun?

A roamin' Catholic.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you call a nun that is going for a walk?

A roamin catholic

What do you call a Nun that bites her nails?

A bad Habit. I'll see myself out.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

How many women have you slept with wife asked husband, "How many women have you slept with?

he proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

Whats the best thing about being addicted to speed?

Only one more sleep until Christmas!

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do The Walking Dead and the state of Wisconsin have in common?

They both have a hated governor.

What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

Roamin Jokes More Roamin Jokes

What do you call a number that won't sit still?

A roamin' numeral. :P

What do you call a nun that is lost?

A Roamin' Catholic