Why does the ocean roar?

You would too if you had crabs on your bottom and oysters in your bed.

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What is the difference between a GOOD and a BAD girl?

What is the difference between a GOOD and a BAD girl? A GOOD girl goes to a party, goes home then goes to bed. A BAD girl goes to a party, goes to bed then goes home.

Why do you say that?

Because she always puts me to bed when I'm wide awake and gets me up when I'm sleepy!

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What has two knees and swims in the ocean?

A Two-knee fish!.....

What kind of chocolate swims in the ocean?

scubGodivas.

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Why does the ocean roar?

You would too if you had crabs on your bottom and oysters in your bed.

Why do crabs never give to charity?

Because they’re shellfish.