Why don't black people sleep?

Because the only one that had a dream was shot.

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why did the Italian wear handcuffs to bed?

So he wouldn't talk in his sleep

What do you mean you can't sleep?

It's so easy I could do it with my eyes close! Me: *walks away*

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why don't black people lay in the sun?

because it's 92.96 million miles away.

Why Don't Black People like Country Music?

Because everytime theres a Hoedown, they think one of their sisters got shot.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What do you call a Car Bomb shot with a shot of Fireball?

A Paul Walker.

What is large and grey and shoots tourists in Africa?

An elefanatic, of course.

Dream Jokes More Dream Jokes

What do they tell Soviet children who want to achieve their dreams?

Shoot for the Tsars.

Why are all black people scared of sleeping?

Cause one had a dream, and he died.