Why don't cows simply run away from their farms?

Because they don't have enough sta**moo**na

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How do cows go from one town to another?

they cowmmute.

Why did the cow tip over?

Excellent service.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why not ask the guy who took that picture?

Just kidding, I ran over it.

Why did the mayonnaise win the running race?

Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.

Farm Jokes More Farm Jokes

Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.

What do you call a farm full of blacks?

Antique farm equipment.