Why not ask the guy who took that picture?

Just kidding, I ran over it.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why do I love putting down kids without parents?

Cause endorphins make me feel good.

What did the Polack and the Native American name their first kid?

Running Stupid

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Why are there no guys named William serving in the army?

Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"

Who has one thumb and survived a band saw accident?

This guy!!!

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did the rapper ask the pet sitter when he got back from vacation?

Where my dogs at?

When I asked her why, she said "uhhh no real reason". I'm thinking, "no reason, huh?

So I punched her in the face. Now she has a reason.

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

What do you call a Chatbook that consists solely of pictures of your poop?

A Shatbook.

How many Asians does it take to change a light bulb?

2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the nose run?

It did snot want to be late

How did Harry Potter get to the bottom of the hill?

By running! J.K. Rowling