Why don't penguins ever get married?

They always get cold feet! I'll show myself out.

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Why don't house painters wear wedding rings on the job?

Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.

What did one Melon say to the other after it was asked marry it?

We Can't Alope

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Why so angry, you cute little fella?

The penguin looks up to him and says "flight's delayed."

What makes you so sure?

n"He is a penguin."

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What did Mike Tyson call the groom with cold feet?

A Puthy

Why didn't the penguin jump off the iceberg?

Because he got cold feet.