Why don't penguins ever get married?

They always get cold feet! I'll show myself out.

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What's the opposite of running away and getting married?

Anteloping.

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What makes you so sure?

n"He is a penguin."

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Why did the cannibal leave the restaurant?

Because he got cold feet.

Why don't penguins ever get married?

They always get cold feet! I'll show myself out.