Why don't vampires like steak?

Because it's bad for their heart.

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Heart Jokes More Heart Jokes

What does marriage have in common with a deck of cards?

In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade.

Why did the Tinman not go to the ball?

His heart wasn't in it.

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

What do you call it when you accidentally butcher your heifer instead of your steer?

A Ms. Steak.

How did you end up here?

Elderly me: I made my kids steak instead of hot dogs. Him: *gasps* You monster.

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

What is the first thing that vampires learn at school?

The alphabat.

What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ?

Grave-y !