Why is 8 scared of 7?

Becaauuuussseee 7 8(ate) 9. You get it huh?

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Whats the difference between a hippy chick and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)

What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

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How is snow white?

Pretty good according to the 7 dwarfs

What is up with 1, 3, 5, 7, 9?

I can't even...

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Why did they skip 9?

Because, 7 8 9...

Why is 6 afraid of 9 on New Years Eve?

Because 9, 8, 7....