Why is an apple a Dalek's favourite fruit?

Because it keeps the Doctor away!

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How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

What do Apple and Blackberry have in common?

Neither one has Jobs.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

How high is it Doctor?

she wanted to know. 'One hundred and three' said the doctor. 'What is the world record '

What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

Dalek Jokes More Dalek Jokes

Who joke what do Dr. Who's enemies do when they get dirty?

Dalek themselves clean

What does a Dalek do in the shower?

EXFOLIATE!