How high is it Doctor?

she wanted to know. 'One hundred and three' said the doctor. 'What is the world record '

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Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace

Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

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How many scientists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Answer: I don't know, I'm no scientist

What's the difference between a school of children and a terrorist camp?

I don't know, I just fly the drone Edit/apology: My friend said this to me, I thought I should share with you all, he said that I could post it here. 5 minutes later he told me he found it on reddit.... I'm sorry all.

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What does the Doctor use to keep things running smoothly in the T.A.R.D.I.S?

WD-4D

What kind of doctors are like spiders ?

Spin doctors !

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What do you call a group of armpit farters?

A pit orchestra. Bonus: World Record for Armpit Farts in 15s(https://recordsetter.com/world-record/most-armpit-farts-15-seconds/9602)

How high is it Doctor?

she wanted to know. 'One hundred and three' said the doctor. 'What is the world record '