Why is owning a Prius difficult?

It's hard to drive when you're patting yourself on the back all the time.

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Why don't we let Google Chrome drive?

Because it crashes all the time.

What do you call the pope after a drive by?

Your holiness"

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What's a blind mans worst fear ?

A prius

Why is owning a Prius difficult?

It's hard to drive when you're patting yourself on the back all the time.

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What did they call Postman Pat after he retired?

Pat

Who do you pat with encouragement when they fail to work?

A Remote control