Porcupines have pricks on the outside
Paperback
A prius
It's hard to drive when you're patting yourself on the back all the time.
I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."
A: One hand on the wheel the other on the road.
Grant.
He had a fear of eights
Whitney Houston's nose
A. With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.
OC The taberNaCl. (Sorry..) (X-posted to dad jokes.)
I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)
A large pizza can feed a family of four.
Well, there is a vast difference.
Because the prick's behind the wheel
A cactus has the prick on the outside.
Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you "But it's so cloudy" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know
A search and SEIZURE
My eyes! My eyes!
Somebody shot his dog