Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

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American Jokes More American Jokes

How can you tell if an American has a conceal carry permit?

They'll tell you.

What do you call the most successful vasectomist in American history?

American Snipper

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you tell a joke about ISIS?

It's all about the execution

How many people does it take to tell a joke on reddit?

Two. One to post the joke and one to post a better punchline in the comments.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead lawyer on the road?

The dead cat has skid marks around it.

What's white and covers the road in the early morning?

Employed people.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car?

Rex (made this one up myself!)

Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?

The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"

Right Jokes More Right Jokes

How many ears does Captain Kirk have?

Three... The one on the left The one on the right And of course, the Final Front Ear

What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

Wrong Jokes More Wrong Jokes

What do you call a bee from the wrong side of town?

A bumblegee

What do you see?

Patient: A house and Me: Wrong it's Batman. Ok this one Patient: I se Me: Nope. Batman again.

Dude Jokes More Dude Jokes

What did the guy say to the funny drug dealer?

You really crack me up dude!" The drug dealer responds with: "How much "

What was the deal with that dude wearing a tie and an apron at brunch?

He kept writing down everything we said, he gave me the crepes.