Why is politics for the birds?

Because politiciands always parrot the same old lines!

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Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What do you call a group of Vigilante Aussie Nuns?

Birds of Pray

How do birds learn to fly?

They just wing it.

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

What did the parrot say when he saw a duck?

Polly want a quacker!

What do you get when you cross a millipede with a parrot?

A Walkie Talkie

Politic Jokes More Politic Jokes

Which duck will destroy the establishment?

None, ducks are not allowed in politics.

How do you stir up the politics in a Coca Cola drink?

You add ices.