Which duck will destroy the establishment?

None, ducks are not allowed in politics.

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Why aren't Hindu and Chinese people allowed to play hockey?

A: Because everytime they go into the corner they open up a convienent store.

Why was the healthy potato not allowed on the plane?

He was on the "No Fry" list.

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What do ducks do at Christmas time?

They Duckerate cookies. ...lol...

What did the mallard yell in the drive-by shooting?

Duck!!!

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What happened after the King of All Cosmos destroyed the stars in a drunken rage?

Divine intervention. edit: Oh.

What did the robot say to the other robot as they destroyed each other?

Nothing personal."

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What's the difference between US Politics and WWE?

one is a predetermined charade that takes a tremendous amount of willingness to suspend disbelief the other is pro wrestling.

Why is politics for the birds?

Because politiciands always parrot the same old lines!