What do ducks do at Christmas time?

They Duckerate cookies. ...lol...

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What is the linguistic description of sentences like 'ho ho ho' and 'merry Christmas'?

They are both santa clauses.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What do you get when you cross a duck and a fire work?

A firequacker

Why do NBA players like poultry?

Because they love to slam duck!

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What do you call someone who doesn't like The Simpsons?

A Homerphobe! LOL! Just made that up!

Who is that Idiot..?

If Boy is in love - His parent Ask: Idiot, Who is that Girl.. Moral :: No matter who ever is in love... Boys Are Always Idiot :P (LOL)

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What did the third cookie say as he reached the pavement in safety?

Crumbs!

What does Beyonce bake her cookies on?

Aluminatti foil

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What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time ?

Cross mouse cards !

What do ducks do at Christmas time?

They Duckerate cookies. ...lol...