What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time ?

Cross mouse cards !

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Why did the pimp cross the lawn?

To get to the hoes.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish?

Two very unhappy animals.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas?

A family.

Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?

Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"

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Why do church bells never send e-mails?

They'd rather give each other a ring.

Where do bad pigs go?

They get sent to the pen.

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What do ducks do at Christmas time?

They Duckerate cookies. ...lol...

What's the difference between a dead baby and mistletoe?

I don't hang mistletoe at Christmas time