What are some towing related jokes i can impress my car club coworkers with?

I've already got that the frog called our car club to get toad, but that's about where my puns end.

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What jokes do you know that can only be understood if you know two (or more) languages?

Like a joke that involves a pun on a word that has different meanings in different languages. Please tell us what languages they are in.

How can U make a difference?

Good Mourning! *(this pun is baaad and I feel terrible about it)*

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What do you get if cross a frog with some mist ?

Kermit the Fog !

What do you call a frog with seven legs?

A seven-legged frog.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What does natalia portman have on the ends of her feet?

her natalie

Who sits at the end of the yellow brick road surfing the Net?

The www.izard of Oz.

Toad Jokes More Toad Jokes

What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

It gets toad away

What did Mario say about Toad?

He's a fun guy."

Relate Jokes More Relate Jokes

Where do people go for pasta related crimes?

A PENNEtentiary!

What do space-related scientists call themselves in Australia?

Austronomers

Impress Jokes More Impress Jokes

What machine should I use at the gym to impress girls?

The ATM

What are your thoughts on it?

ME: trying to impress her I have 6 wives

Tow Jokes More Tow Jokes

What do you call someone with no arms and no legs being towed behind your boat?

Skip.

Why did Nobelium's car got towed away?

He parked at a parking!