What jokes do you know that can only be understood if you know two (or more) languages?

Like a joke that involves a pun on a word that has different meanings in different languages. Please tell us what languages they are in.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if you are having a good time?

When you throw your knickers against the wall, and they stay there.

Why are we here?

Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions

Pun Jokes More Pun Jokes

What do you call a mountain of puns?

Mount Cleverest

What's that difference between a pun and a dad joke?

Dad jokes are punnier.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you tell a chemist no?

Nitrogen Monoxide

What's green and hangs from trees?

Elephant snot. Funniest part is seeing people's reaction when you tell it.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna and a jar of glue?

You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there

Why didn't Silento knock before coming inside?

Because you already know who it's isss! My little sister told me this joke.

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

Why couldn't the monk who flew a helicopter understand the monk who flew commercial jets?

Because he was on a higher plane.

Why are most Muslims broke all the time?

They never understood the concept of piggy banks.

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

Who's there ! Armenia ! Armenia who ?

Armenia every word I say !

What is another word for a rap battle?

Black-on-black rhyme

Language Jokes More Language Jokes

What language do pirates speak?

Arrrrrrabic! A friend and I were extremely high and he thought of this.Good times.

What language do Fed-Ex drivers speak?

Parcel-tongue

Involve Jokes More Involve Jokes

How is it when my son has homework,I have to be involved?

Dude,I already did my time.

Why aren't people afraid to submit reposts?

Because there's no karma involved.