Why is stormtrooper always late from work?

He keeps missing his train

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What's the difference between a tiger and a lion ?

A tiger has the mane part missing !

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 100?

Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat.

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Who was the least funny U.S. President?

FDR. His standup could use some work.

Why did the book join the police?

He wanted to work undercover.

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What's the worst part about being a railroad conductor?

The training.

Why is a train like a stick of gum?

A: One goes choo-choo the other goes chew-chew.