Why is the moon so bright?

Me: "It's not, it's pretty dim actually." Moon: "I heard that."

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What do you do when you hear a woman got hit by a car?

Wonder how the hell a car got into the kitchen

What did the farmer's daughter say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me dad you're crushing my smokes! Or "That'll do pig, that'll do." I have heard it both ways.

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Why can't you have a party on the moon?

There's just no atmosphere

What do you call a Cuban on the moon?

A Castronaut.