Why's Guantanamo Bay full of actors?

Because they all shot pilots.

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Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What do you do when you miss your ex?

Reload and shoot again.

Why did John Lennon get shot?

because Mark Chapman was a terrible shot, and kept missing Yoko.

Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

What did the pilot who fail flying school did when he went home?

Got high.

Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast

Guantanamo Bay Jokes More Guantanamo Bay Jokes

How do terrorist surfers spend free time at Guantanamo Bay?

WATERBOARDING!!!

Why is it so hard to get to know Guantanamo Bay detainees?

Because they're too cagey.

Actor Jokes More Actor Jokes

What is an Actor?

A man who tries to be everything but himself

Which actor is always criticising churchgoers?

Christian Slater.