Why should optometrists never tell jokes?

Because they're too cornea.

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How can you tell if the code is broken?

SW Engineering joke) If India worked on it

How can you tell if a man has a high sperm count?

You have to chew before you swallow!

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Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-

What's the difference between three black guys and a joke?

Your mom can't take a joke.

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How many optometrists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One? Or two?

What do you call a Transformer that's also an optometrist?

Oculus Prime.