Why should you be scared of a white man in prison?

Because you know he is actually guilty. Credit to for the joke!

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Which is worse, insouciance or ignorance?

I don't know and I don't care.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

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How do inmates pay for things in prison?

With ConCurrency, of course.

How did "El Chapo" escape prison?

Joaquin.

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Which profession has the worst sense of humour?

Well, chiropodists like jokes. But opticians like them .

Why doesn't Nigel Farage like election forecasts?

He dislikes poles polls How do you type jokes that rely on similar sounding words It hard :(

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What do you call a smoothie that came out too thick?

A chunky. Credit to my dad this morning..

What do you call ice cream that robs a bank?

Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit.

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What does a white man never want to call a black man that starts with "N" and ends with "R"?

Neighbor" thanks bugz

What do black guys have that's double the size of white men and gets bigger every time they touch a woman?

A. Their criminal record