Why shouldn't you burn scented candles inside of a Buddhist shrine?

Because doing so would be incense-itive!

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How did a blind girl burn her fingers?

A. Reading the waffle iron

What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

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What does a redneck Buddhist believe in?

Reintarnation.

What did one Buddhist Master give to the child for his birthday?

Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."