Why shouldn't you join Alcoholics Anonymous on Thanksgiving?

Because all they serve is cold turkey.

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Why did the Turkey join the band?

because he had two Drumsticks.

Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.

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What do you call someone who serves smelly drinks?

a Fartender

What does Ebenezer Scrooge serve at his Christmas Party?

Humburgers!

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What kind of NUT would make a pie for THANKSGIVING?

Pecan, typically.

What does the Incredible Hulk bring to the Avenger's Thanksgiving meal?

Smashed potatoes.

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What do rehab and the days after Christmas have in common?

Cold turkey

Why shouldn't you join Alcoholics Anonymous on Thanksgiving?

Because all they serve is cold turkey.