Why the carpenter is always constipated?

Because his stool so hard!

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What do mathematicians do when they are constipated?

They get a pencil and work it out.

Why are constipated people so rude?

They don't give a crap

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Why were all Roman buildings made of stone?

They crucified the carpenter.

Who was the first carpenter ever?

Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.

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Why the carpenter is always constipated?

Because his stool so hard!

Which is better a stool or a box to stand on?

You stand on a stool, though I prefer the ladder