Why was Einstein unable to build a wall?

He only had Ein Stein

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How many lawyers does it take to plaster a wall?

A: It depends how hard you throw them.

What do Pink Floyd and Dale Earnhardt Sr have in common?

Each of their last big hits was the wall.

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What building has the most stories?

A library.

When was Rome built?

Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!

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Why was Einstein unable to build a wall?

He only had Ein Stein

What did the German physicist call his beer mug?

Ein stein.

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What do you get when einstein jacks off?

a stroke of genius!!!!! (its terrible, i know)

Why did Einstein cross the road?

So the other side could get to him