Why was the actor detained by airport security?

He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.

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Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why did the police shoot the black insomniac?

He resisted a rest.

Why are the cops shooting so many black men?

There's plenty of Mexicans to shoot too. Yeah I'm going to hell for that one.

Town Jokes More Town Jokes

How do you stop an F4 tornado from destroying a town?

A roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris! However, this method will cause more destruction than the tornado.

What do you call a group of people in charge of renewable energy for a town?

A solar panel.

Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

Why did the airplane crash into the building?

BECAUSE THE PILOT WAS A LOAF OF BREAD!

What should we call ourselves?

How about 22 pilots "Idk. Seems like an awful lot of pilots" 21 pilots "Omg"

Detain Jokes More Detain Jokes

Why was the actor detained by airport security?

He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.

Why was the mathematician detained at the airport?

Because he planned to blow up a plane.

Actor Jokes More Actor Jokes

How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: 100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."

What's the worst advice you could give an actor right before an audition?

Just go in there and be yourself."

Airport Security Jokes More Airport Security Jokes

What did airport security tell the Dentist?

We need to give you a cavity search

Why was the actor detained by airport security?

He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.