Why was the blonde wearing condoms on her ears?

Because she didn't want to get hearing-AIDS.

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What do bees do if they don't want to drive?

A: Wait at the buzz stop.

Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

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What do Chinos say when you take them off?

This was incredibly clever when I first thought of it but then I did some research...the closest they get to being Italian is that George Clooney was a "pioneer" for them: Reading that makes me never want to wear them again.

What's black, wears a bandana and ends the world?

Tupacalypse. (thanks to my buddy Mike)

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How did a blind woman pierce her ear?

A: Answering the stapler.

What do you call ten Utah State law students standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.