Why was the chess player pregnant?

Because they were mated.

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What did the Navy battleship captain say to his first mate during a skirmish?

OC I think I'm feeling C6

Why did a pair of tomatoes play footsie?

To-mate-toes!

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Where did the chess player go when he lost one of his chess pieces?

The pawn shop.

What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.