What's that diving?

Is it a bird, Is it a plane... No it's the British Pound...

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What kind of bird brings no babies?

A swallow.

What kind of birds do girls like?

My-cawk!

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What do you get when you intersect two planes?

A national travesty.

What do you call a black guy who flies a plane?

A PILOT, YOU RACIST!

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What do you call a short sleeved British shirt?

A tea-shirt. Please don't hurt me.

Why was Timothy, the British astronaut, selected to go to the ISS?

He was in Peake condition.

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What's that diving?

Is it a bird, Is it a plane... No it's the British Pound...

What is the most popular sport played by raindrops and hail stones?

Diving