Why did a pair of tomatoes play footsie?

To-mate-toes!

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What do you call a play about a dictionary?

A pun!

Why shouldn't you play American football with feminists?

Because they'll constantly shift the goal posts.

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Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.

What does a cow call his mate?

Oxfam.

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What do you call a couple, who are both in wheelchairs?

A pair of polegics!

What's long, straight, and found between a pair of legs?

The hypotenuse.

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What's red and invisible at the same time?

No tomatoes.

Why did a pair of tomatoes play footsie?

To-mate-toes!