What's long, straight, and found between a pair of legs?

The hypotenuse.

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What do you call a mexican with no legs?

consuelo

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

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Where does a sad chemist find employment?

At an apathycary!

Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

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Why were the suspenders arrested?

A: For holding up a pair of pants.

What's better than a paradox?

A pair of nurses

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What's long, straight, and found between a pair of legs?

The hypotenuse.

What do you call a suicidal mathematician smoking weed?

Hypotenuse