What do you call a couple, who are both in wheelchairs?

A pair of polegics!

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How do you know when your vegetables are boiled?

Their wheelchair floats to the top.

What do you call a couple, who are both in wheelchairs?

A pair of polegics!

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What's got a pair of balls and 100 teeth?

A: A crocodile Q: what's got a 100 balls and a pair of teeth? A: A singing choir of army veterans

What do Ethiopian's and a pair of jeans have in common?

They both have flies on them.

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What do you call a couple of ones and zeros orbiting around each other?

Binary stars.

How bad is it when a nations power crisis can only be solved by a couple of hydroelectric plants?

Two dam bad! (OC!)