How do you know when your vegetables are boiled?

Their wheelchair floats to the top.

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What do you call the only wood that doesn't float?

Natalie.

What's blue and yellow and sits at the bottom of the pool?

A baby with slashed floaties. What's red and yellow and floats on top of the pool? Floaties with a slashed baby.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

When in Rome do as the Romans you know?

Slaughters entire office and imposes grain taxes on peasantry

What do you call a party of communists that haven't seen each other in years?

Soviet Reunion Terrible and painful, I know.

Wheelchair Jokes More Wheelchair Jokes

Why do they allow people in wheelchairs to bring carry-ons onto a plane?

Aren't they themselves a carry-on?

Whats the hardest part about cooking vegetable?

getting the wheelchair in the oven.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What do you call it when a vegetable suffers heart failure?

A hearti*choke*. ... :D

What do you get if you cross a sports reporter with a vegetable ?

A common tater !

Boil Jokes More Boil Jokes

What's an Irish Seven Course Dinner?

A boiled potato and a six-pack of Guinness Stout.

What on Earth happened?

The doctor said, surprised. "I don't know, it started with a boil on my arse." the frog said.