Why was the frog down in the mouth ?

He was un hoppy !

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What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

Whats does dissecting a frog and explaining a joke have in common?

Sure, you know how it works, but now it's dead.

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Why do you only need one egg in France?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Where does Napoleon live/Ou Napolon habite-t-il?

Dans un bon-apartement.

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What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common ?

Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth !

What's long and hard when you first put in in your mouth, but soft and wrinkly when you take it out?

A piece of gum, you pervert!