Why was the poker game at the zoo cancelled?

Some believed that there was a cheetah among them.

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Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

What are facts about canines we must believe?

Dogma

What were the martyr's last words?

I believe in peace in our time

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Why did they have to cancel the volleyball games in the special olympics?

It wasn't going over too well.

Why can't random men check random women's breasts for cancel?

Because that sort of information is on a knead to know basis.

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Whats the worst animal to play cards with?

A Cheetah.

Why is gambling not allowed in Africa?

Because there are too many cheetahs.

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How do you keep getting in here?

ZOO OFFICIAL: Wait. Let's hear him out.

What do animals read in zoos?

Gnus papers.