Why was the Scotsman buried on the hill?

He died.

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What do pirates say when they find buried treasure?

Thanks for the gold!

Where do you want to be buried?

Me: You mean after I die, right

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What do you call it when an Asian's imaginary friend dies?

Make-bereave

Why did Kyle Crane have to change the lightbulb?

because he had a dying light

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What did Harry Potter say when he fell down the hill?

Ouch! I Hermione!"

What is red and white and red and white and red and ....?

Santa Clause rolling down a hill

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What do you call a Scotsman who works in a cloakroom?

Angus McCoatup

What does robbing a Scotsman get you?

Kilt