Why was the Scotsman buried on the hill?

He died.

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Why are Lawyers buried forty feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're really nice people.

Where do you want to be buried?

Me: You mean after I die, right

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How do blondes' brain cells die?

Alone

Why do graveyards have fences?

Cause everyone's dying to get in!

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Whats Harry Potters favourite way of getting down a hill?

walking. JK ROLLING

What's black and white and black and white and black and white and green?

A skunk rolling down a hill with a pickle in its mouth.

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How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Scotsmen don't change light bulbs it's cheaper to sit in the dark

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and Scotsman?

The Rolling Stones say "Hey, you, get off of my cloud." A Scotsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe."